Joke of the Day
On a sunny day, Mr X was walking pass a bird shop when he heard : " Hey handsome, how's your day today?" To his amazement, the question actually came from a parrot. Not only can the carrot say greetings, his mouth was filled with sweet nothings. Amused and impressed, Mr X decided to buy the parrot.
However, upon reaching home, the parrot spoke nothing except vulgarities.
Filled with anger, Mr X shoved the parrrot into the freezer for 30 seconds. From then on, only sweet words were heard from the parrot but not vulgarities.
Out of curiosity, Mrs X asked the parrot why was there a change in attitude.
The parrot replied, " I saw a chicken in the freezer, do you know why it's there?"
However, upon reaching home, the parrot spoke nothing except vulgarities.
Filled with anger, Mr X shoved the parrrot into the freezer for 30 seconds. From then on, only sweet words were heard from the parrot but not vulgarities.
Out of curiosity, Mrs X asked the parrot why was there a change in attitude.
The parrot replied, " I saw a chicken in the freezer, do you know why it's there?"
posted by evilpottz | 8:10 AM
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